Western Desk
Go Ahead, Make Your Day
by Greg Bohnert
Friday, July 1, 2005
Paint your face, fly the flag, drink lots
of beer, let a Canada Goose bite your finger. The great thing about living in Canada is no one holds a gun to
your head, makes you march on Main street, or sing patriotic songs. Do what you want. It’s
a free country, eh?
Canada Day is a lot of things to a lot of people. That’s because we are
a lot of different people. But one thing that binds us from sea to shining sea,
despite those homemade wedgies Canadians give themselves now and again, like same sex marriage, just so we have something else to talk
about other than the weather, is that we are proud of our country. All the
surveys leading up to July 1st, tell us we are proud about
something.
Younger people like living in a country where they feel people, are
treated fairly. We stand up for the rights of others. Across generations, what
makes Canadians proud is when we win big in sports, and the rest of the world might see us
as slow burners with long teeth but once in a while we let them know, Canadians can kick ass
too! Just like in the war. That is important to a lot of older people, our military and our
achievements.
The quiet Canadians. Maybe that’s why
we get respect in the rest of the world. We don’t gush with national pride all the time. For a while there,
the definition of a Canadian was about as elusive as what the definition of marriage should be now.
Peacekeepers? Yah, okay. We make good beer? Yep, that too. Maple Syrup, the Mounties and the Maple
Leafs? You betcha!
It’s a fact that when we travel to other countries around
the world, some people like us because we are not Americans. But more people on the planet are
liking us, because they find out we are Canadians. Not hyphenated-Canadians….just someone who
lives in Canada. And despite what they might know, or not know about Canada, they are
glad to meet you. And treat you pretty good. And to look up their cousin who must live in
the same village of igloos you do.
If the bears, don’t eat you first. Because you carry bacon,
in your back pocket. And you can’t be serious, that’s not real money! But jokes aside…we’re
getting a rep. They’ve heard of us.
And this is what the world should hear…..
“I am Canadian!”
Kind of fitting it took a beer
company to fire up our national pride. And we invented a lot of things too. Like radio.
That’s a good thing because on
the talk show I do every year on Canada Day I got to meet Murray Lewis, on the line from Montreal, this time around.
He’s the editor in chief of Our
Canada. It’s a relatively new mag
on the rack, born about 18 months ago. It’s mission…to go where no Canadian has
gone before….Canada.
To celebrate Canada, to let people read, and write and take
pictures of things they are proud of in their own backyard, and get them published. No political
stories and no debates on the issues.
And people like
it! They like it so much that some of them book vacations around a story about a place or a picture someone submitted, to go see it.
That to me, was one of the things, causing us all that angst for so long
of what it meant to be Canadian. We missed being fascinated with our own
country and our own people. Like the “ cosmic dumper ” as Trudeau was once
called when he raised his finger,
not the flag, and once quipped that Canadians were so NIMBY, not Bobby Gimby (
you remember that, don’t you? Caaaa-naaaa-daaa…one little, two little..) that
Not In My BackYard attitude, missing the vision of our country. Regional rats
fighting over the biggest piece of cheese. Well, I get the feeling we are now
on to bigger and better cheddar,
and it’s Canadian, and we know it. We love it.
So make your
Canada Day…..whatever you want. Join in the festivities, paint your face,
fly the flag, you can’t dress up in enough red and white and
Maple Leafs. Go to the football
game, go shopping, go to the lake. Haul your lawnchair to
the best spot to see the fireworks
from, two hours early. In Quebec, spend the day moving. In
Alberta and Saskatchewan spend
the day celebrating the Centennials and Canada Day. Take a
homeless person to lunch, help
someone with a flooded basement, go to Barrie and tell Sir
Bob Geldoff to take a homeless
person to lunch, salute something, be happy at work. Stop
complaining, talk about something
else other then the weather, say “ eh?” at the end of every
sentence if you want to.
Face Toronto and say a prayer,
sleep all day, party all night. Don’t be nationalistically-
challenged, wish everyone you meet a Happy Canada Day, and
hope they have a great one.
You are a
Canadian! Get over it…..
(New, regular canadafreepress.com columnist Greg Bohnert is a news director and popular talk show host on 620 CKRM Radio in Regina, Saskatchewan.)
|