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Paul Martin, Liberals
The 12 days of Canadian Christmas
by Klaus RohrichFriday, December 23, 2005
On the first day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me A tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the second day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the third day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the fourth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the fifth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the sixth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the seventh day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the eighth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the ninth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the tenth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Eleven Kyoto treaties,
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Twelve years for shooting,
Eleven Kyoto treaties,
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
And a tax cut I couldn’t even see.
Have a Merry Christmas, everyone.
Klaus Rohrich is a columnist with Canada Free Press. Klaus can be reached at: letters@canadafreepress.com.
