Paul Martin, Liberals

The 12 days of Canadian Christmas

by Klaus Rohrich
Friday, December 23, 2005
On the first day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the second day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the third day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the fourth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the fifth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the sixth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the seventh day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the eighth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the ninth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the tenth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Eleven Kyoto treaties,
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Paul Martin promised me
Twelve years for shooting,
Eleven Kyoto treaties,
Ten student loans,
Nine new health providers,
Eight helicopters,
Seven same-sex weddings,
Six daycare spaces,
Five marijuana joints!
Four low interest loans,
Three sponsorships,
Two welfare programs,
and a tax cut I couldn’t even see.

Have a Merry Christmas, everyone.