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Hollywood, November, Islamic accoutrements

as Hollywood goes, so do the Democrats

By John Burtis

Monday, September 4, 2006

The call came in late Saturday from a former La Sheriff's deputy I used to work with.

"John, "he said, "The Hollywood types are really stocking up on Islamic regalia, getting ready for November it seems. The prayer rugs, Keffiyehs, shawls, burkhas and such are just flying off the shelves at the trendy boutiques."

and we all know that besides the New York Times and their puppets on the short strings at CNN, the Democrats march to the beat of the Hollywood crowd, who, after all, pony up a lot of dough for the special interests, the 527s, and the Donkeys in the aisles.

I mean where would John Kerry be if he wasn't in a Range Rover chasing after alec Baldwin's latest ship of state trying to get his most current e-mail for inclusion in the Live Shot's top 3 zillion or so, so the Big Drone could drop his latest missive to the Rotund One, begging for just one more grand donation.

You know those plaintive wailers where Mr. Kerry pleads for more money from the Rodeo Drive aficionados because of the voter irregularities he is continually unearthing in his great archaeological dig in Ohio. a project, the locals explain, that dwarfs the one the cartoonish Nazis were involved in that immortal movie, Raiders of the Lost ark, and where Mr. Kerry is often seen sporting a fedora, clutching a whip, and wearing his beloved goatskin flight jacket, as he spurs the bedraggled coolies to greater efforts on his behalf.

The dig is said to be located outside Chillicothe, near the old water tower, beyond Paint Creek Lake, where the army Corps of Engineers recently gave up their attempts to re-float an abandoned steamship, which sank while filming a W.C. Fields movie.

Meanwhile, Hollywood is getting ready for the armageddon to be expected when the Democrats take over and everybody starts performing their prayers -- the ones directed toward Mecca five times a day.

and the Bulgari crowd doesn't plan to get cut short, either, by not being prepared and not having the proper gear ready for the first day the whole thing kicks off.

Nor do they want to go through the whole demeaning kidnapping caper like poor old Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig had to experience before they broke down after a day long squabble with their captors and agreed to a quickie conversion in order to return to the remaining buildings in New York City -- the ones the Islamist terrorists haven't had a go at yet.

Oh, my, no. Experiencing a similar deal would be rather disconcerting for the big wigs in Beverly Hills, to say nothing of the fat cats sailing out of Hyannisport or blind staggering around Nantucket. Land Goshen, no.

But no, before they start playing "Danny Boy" on their MP-3 players, and before such anti-Islamic truck is banned altogether, especially after Harry "Baba" Reid and Madam Nancy "Defarge" Pelosi work out the final details with Sheikh Nasrallah and his boss, Mr. ahmadi-Nejad, who operates that empty new high rise for the 12th Imam in Tehran, the new Luddites from Hollywoodland are covering all of their bases for their mass conversion to Islam.

They want their conversion to go cleanly and smoothly, not like those the ghastly Baptists put on. The ones that happen down by the beautiful river, in sheets, which are so uncomfortable and tawdry, feature such hocus-pocus, and have God attached to them.

But with Islam, the key donut rollers have been assured by that brand new California convert, adam Yehiye Gadahn -- who just appeared with his latest producer, Mr. Zawahiri in that brave new Labor Day release, "The aBC's of Converting to Islam: a Requiem for Christians in Four acts" - Islamic rites take place inside on clean carpets and there's nobody with scimitars standing around ready to lop off your head. That's just bad american and Israeli PR peddled by the few sad and sorry bums who remain loyal to Bush still left in the CIa. Nope, Islam is all about good ju-ju.

Everybody now knows, thanks to Reuters, aP, and the New York Times, that even the members of Hezbollah - who are always being called the worst of absolute rotters by the people they're murdering - are really nothing but the kindest operators of social services, athletic clubs, check cashing services, Turkish baths, open air markets, and cut-rate high rise parking garages. In fact, Hezbollah resembles Democrats in everything except language, their penchant for death worship, and belief in the paradise of virginity -- but death worship is picking up.

and, of course, Islam, as the Hollywooders and every Democrat who'll pull a lever in November know, Islam is all about peace, which is demonstrated every day in Gaza, Lebanon, Iraq, afghanistan, Pakistan, the Philippines, London, Spain, airliners, in Jewish centers worldwide, in al-Qaeda messages, on al-Jazeera, in Bali, in australia, in Israel, and almost anywhere you look -- yep, Islam is just doggone deathly peaceful.

and when you're all about peace, the Hollywood types, progressives, the left, the New York Times, CNN, the Democrats, the appeasers, and the anti-war crowd will climb all over your band wagon in a heart beat.

Or, in Islam's case, roll onto your prayer rug after a quick listen to Mr. Gadahn, a trip to a high end boutique specializing in Muslim apparel, and presto -- you're ready for November and the final sell-out.

Hell, why go through a Centanni break down when you can be ready in advance.


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