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McCain-Kennedy amnesty travesty

John McCain Drops F Bomb on American Patriot, Amnesty Foe

Satire by John Lillpop

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Apparently John McCain (F-Arizona) is not content with simply "effing" middle class American citizens with his treasonous amnesty.

Now the long-in-the-tooth senator from Arizona is upping the ante in an attempt to silence a fellow GOP senator who believes that the McCain-Kennedy amnesty travesty has about as much potential benefit for America as a vat of raw, decaying vomit.

Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) openly, and with appropriate decorum, expressed his concerns about McCain's proposed Mexicanization of America and, by doing so, incurred the wrath and venomous language skills of Arizona's favorite son. Of a bitch, that is.

McCain started out with a gentle response, at first referring to Cornyn's concerns as "Chicken Sh**."

As the verbal exchange escalated, McCain got down and dirty by shouting "F You!" at the innocent, bewildered Texan.

All in all, the McCain refrain provides a valuable civics lesson for us all, including powerful senators from Texas and elsewhere.

That message is:

Being an America patriot who values rule of law and U.S. sovereignty can be hazardous to your health.

And most especially to those with sensitive ears and high moral standards!

Unfortunately, that is an "effing" sad fact of life in American politics, circa 2007.


John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!. John can be reached at: lillpopcommunications@hotmail.com

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