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Hillary Clinton, Campaigns, Cleavage
Eany Meany Miney Mo
By Jim Whelan, The Joan Randall Agency
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Yes by god there it was on the floor of the UnitedStates Senate, the first feminazi going feminine.There it was for all to see, Her Thighness baringsome cleavage, though you had to squint to reallyfind it.
Next on the campaign trail we'll have Bill stuffing atight pair of pants with some winter socks.
Maybe Hillary has hired a design guru for the campaign.
It couldn't cost anymore than "Poor John" Edwardspersonal hair stylist, and might keep her from lookinglike the frumpy socialist she claims she is. (The bankaccount would tell you she is a relentless capitalist,but as long as you make millions in a blind trust, fullof those nasty oil stocks, and other untrustworthycompanies, it's A-OK)
Money has always been blind.
But the cleavage thing is okay by me, and the moreof it we see the better. The more cleavage there is onthe market, the less we'll have to think about what kindof choice we'll have to make next year.
Maybe we can just vote for cleavage.
Barack Obama is playing the cleavage card right now,proposing a 6 Billion Dollar breast feeding for all thosewho haven't had a chance to be nurtured by the federalgovernment in the proper manner.
Maybe we should rename the whole Democratc Partythe Cleavage Party.
You know who could use some breast feeding is thatwholly incompetent Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.Maybe if there was some cleavage and breast feeding athis allnighter recently, there would have been more coverage.
I suspect he grew up on bad formula, not getting the propernutrients early in life, and so he became a politician so hecould complain about it his whole life. I suspect the peopleof Utah or wherever he's from sent him to Washington sothey wouldn't have to listen to him anymore.
Now I suspect what would really fire up Washington wouldbe some photo's of Her Thighness in a bikini. Though I haveto tell you a smart Republican would do well to dig out thatphoto of her on the beach from the first term.
Only Rosie has a trunk with more junk than that.
I'm headed to Canada for the weekend. I've heard the cleavageis outstanding this time of year.
From the big saddle,Jim Whelan
