Off To See The Goo Roo And Then

By Jim Whelan, The Joan Randall Agency

Monday, August 6, 2007

Iza ridin the iron horse across the great stateof Florida today to get the quarterly meeting thatthe Zen Master of the Internet holds.

Then bright and early Monday morning I'm headedto Finland, where I'm ginna rope some reindeer,enough to pull a big sleigh come Christmastime.

I'm also gonna take one of those Finnish supersaunas and jump in an icy lake. I've never donethis before, but I've been told that this will giveyou a new perspective on life.

I did go swimming in New Hampshire once inJune, jumping into the ocean without a clue, andI almost swallowed my leathers. I might lose themaltogether in Finland.

Then I'll be jetting to Copenhagen or Hamburg, orOslo, or whatever the capital of Sveeden is. I caintsay as I remember my Scandanavian geography.

But I'll tell you what, it won't matter where I go,because the Whelanator has another new tuxedo todebut on his world tour.

I have half a dozen now, and I'm bringing two or threeon this trip. As you know, the tuxedo, boots, and cowboyhat are my calling card, and not only do they workextremely well in the US of A, they work even betteron the other side of the pond, in either direction.

This look, along with my natural good looks and charm,has now started bringing me international customers.Everywhere the Whelanator travels, deals are being made,and mundo is changing hands.

It's the the law of circulation at work, now on a globalscale. If you're out there next week, be sure and give mea wave. You'll certainly recognize me.

From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan