Calling Senator McSchmuck

By Jim Whelan

Wednesday, August 28, 2007

Some guys are just plain stupid.

Like the kind that solicit sex in public restrooms.

In the Minneapolis airport, for example.

And then he hands the cops a business cardthat identifies him as a United States Senator,and asks, "What do you think about that?"

This guy makes Mel Gibson look like a genius.

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Then, when convicted of conduct unbecoming hedefends himself by making a statement sayinghe should not have pled guilty, and should havehad an attorney present.

How did this horses ass make it to the Senate?

He has been elected three times, but this mayend it for Idaho Senator Larry E. Craig, whodeserves to be sacked.

I guess the foot tapping code must have beenslightly off. He was trying to get George Michael,but his plane had apparently departed, and whathe got instead was Sgt Dave Karsnia.

Who arrested him.

Those men in uniform can be fickle.

Of course Senator Craig won't resign. Afterall, to quote the esteemed Clintonite JamesCarville, "it was just sex."

In a public bathroom.

In the Minneapolis airport.

I was just curious about the tapping.

Was it heel toe heel heel, or was it toe toeheel toe? Maybe Geraldo can get the scoopon this. Or someone whose up to snuff onpublic restroom tapping sex code can showus what went horribly wrong.

Maybe Senator Craig should have triedsign language.

From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan

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