Put OJ on Oprah

By Jim Whelan

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Oprah says she won't publicize the OJ book, or have OJ on her television show.

Wrong.

Put him on, and grill him good. Build a big fire under his fat ass, and roast him in front of a live audience.

Make him explain everything in detail, and then make him explain it again.

You see...OJ wants to come clean...he wants to admit that he did it, and get the weight off his chest, and Oprah should be the one he tells.

It just wouldn't be the same if he told Regis, or Katie Couric. (Nothing can save her.)

He could tell Matt Lauer, but his hair plugs might fall out while he tries to think of an intelligent question.

Maybe an interview with...Rosie O'Donnell on Pathetic Loser TV.

Why this concerted effort to keep the OJ book from selling, (Barnes and Noble), to keeping him off TV, (Oprah)?

There is no better way to prove to the public that he is guilty than to let him answer questions for an hour on TV. If Oprah can't hang him, then she should give up the throne.

OJ wants to talk in the worst way. It's why he got involved with the book in the first place. Judith Regan was right, and didn't deserve the back stabbing and trashing she got way back when.

And where is Mike Wallace? Shouldn't he be beating on OJ's door?

Somebody please step up to the plate and let OJ confess.

It will be the interview of the century.

From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan