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Iranian idiot Mahmoud Yakmadinejad
A Funny Little Story For Today
By Jim Whelan
Friday, September 28, 2007
This week, I watched the Iranian idiot Mahmoud Yakmadinejad speak at Columbia, and while I was glad there were so many protesters, it was certainly disconcerting to hear some in the audience actually applaud this monster.
This loon would kill someone in your family with you watching and smile, telling you that he had to do it because God wanted it that way.
So I have a funny little story that I dreamed about, and it goes like this.
The Yakman was in the British Isles on vacation and he decided to do a little fishing on Loch Ness. About an hour after he started fishing, he was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster.
In one easy flip the beast tossed the Yakman a hundred feet in the air, and was waiting below with its mouth wide open so he could swallow the Yakman when he came down.
As the Yakman began falling he cried out, "Jesus Christ, save me!"
Suddenly the whole scene froze in place.
As the Yakman hung in midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in me!"
"Jesus, come on, give me a break here," the Yakman pleaded. "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
"Well," said Jesus, "Now that you are a believer you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death at the hands of a monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?"
The Yakman thinks about it for a moment, and says, "Jesus, please have the Loch Ness monster believe in you too."
Jesus replies, "So be it."
The scene stands in motion again with the Yakman falling toward the open mouth of the ferocious beast.
Then the Loch Ness monster folds its claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food that you have so graciously provided..."
Isn't that just the best?
It's been keeping a smile on my face all day.
From the big saddle,Jim Whelan
P.S. Here at Rancho Randall we keep a smile on our face, no matter what problems we might be facing. We don't let petty dictators and tyrants slow anything down in our quest to bring you the best.
Pick up that phone and call the beastmasters at The Joan Randall Agency 206-407-3124.
