Recently in their never-ending laundry list of complaints the libs/leftist/progs have invented more delusions. First we have "White Privilege." I'll take them one at a time, who knows if I can cover them all?
White Privilege. And damn it, they finally got something right. There is white privilege but not for the reasons they think. You see their theory is that evil whites have privilege that they somehow stole from someone's safe or hijacked a truck in the dead of the night. Their theory is all built on their usual unfairness doctrine that guides their entire list of complaints. White's stole privilege through skullduggery and it's just rotten of them.
More Liberal Non Compos Mentis
Here are the facts. While white privilege exists it is because it is built on the fact that white men, invented the world, everything (with a few exceptions from Asian men and a few women, like Curie) White men have invented everything to do with science, medicine, technology, quantum mechanics, the list is truly endless. The big 3 in the beginning like Socrates, Plato, Aristotle to the modern day big three, Gates, Jobs and Wozniak. With hundreds in between, far to numerous to begin listing. Because the brilliance and creativity of white men created all this and more, naturally the benefits that accrue from this flows to him. What? Money and power to name only two. White privilege flows from white ability and talent, and to try to suggest anything else is blatant racism in and of itself. And blatant delusion. Or put another way, it's specious sophism, something that Socrates reveled in. So, in truth, "White Privilege" is really just "White Ability" misspelled.
Of course the girls also claim there is something known as the evil "Patriarchy" that stifles and destroys their precious little snowflake lives as well. Well here the answer is the same as above. What you whine is "Male Privilege" is really just "Male Ability."
The next gobsmacking shibboleth is something known as "Micro-Aggression's" or Mic-Ags for short. Welcome to freakin' life. Everybody alive gets micro-aggressed all day long. I'm being micro-aggressed just having to think about so-called micro-aggressions. You see, back in the days of sanity, our parents knew all about these things, but they were mature enough to know that they were simply all part of life. Just nonsense.
The next cretinous canard is the notion that Liberals are smarter than conservatives. It was also found in the same study that atheists (that's me) are smarter than believers. It all sounds just peachy until you realize that the guy that did the "study" was a liberal and an atheist. Gee whiz, what a coincidence? Yet these precious little dumbs-dumbs, the liberals go around spouting these kinds of "scientific" studies as proof of their august mental faculties. As the liberals like to write--wow, just wow!
The last lesson for today is this notion that liberals are on the right side of history. In an earlier age they would have been on the right side of god. Again, what kind of mentality are we dealing with here? Eric Hoffer ring any bells? How about Grimm's fairy tales, you know the over used one that everybody cites. Folks, people, critters, everybody in the history of the world believes they are on the right side of god/history/or good witch Zelda, take your pick. This "belief" is part of our endless self-righteousness and self-delusions that make us what we are. (Don't make me say it). Every side in every war is on the right side, every person involved in an argument with their next door neighbor over the neighbor's lemon tree (lemon tree very pretty--come on sing with me). Every religious faction is on the right side. Jesus, I mean, if you can't afford the proper medication, Obamacare should cover it for you. Don't be shy, get in line, sooner rather than later. Take some extra supplies and hide them in your pockets. Stuff your shorts and your bras. Stock up. Jesus. Oh...and WOW-JUST WOW!
Mr. Volkay (volkaysvolcano.com) writes for a number of sites, on a number of issues. He has been published in many national magazines and papers. He is a former liberal who one day fell on his head and miraculously came to his senses.
