A `Brothers Grim’ Fairytale for 2009 and Beyond:
The Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barack Obama
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nce upon a time there came a president who crossed the global village telling bigger whoppers than any other president, including George W. Bush. But the one he told at Buchenwald when the 65th Anniversary of D-Day was being celebrated, really sticks in the craw.
They say the more often a lie gets told the sooner it becomes the truth, but this is how the Barack Hussein Obama big lie went down at Buchenwald in time for D-Day commemoration ceremonies: “I’ve known about this place since I was a boy hearing stories, uhh, about my great uncle, who was a very young man, uh, serving in World 11.” (Rush Limbaugh, June 5, 2009). “He was part of the 89th Infantry Division, the first Americans to reach a concentration camp, eh, they liberated Ohrdruf, one of Buchenwald’s subcamps. And I’ve told this story, he returned from service in a state of shock, uh, saying little and isolating himself for months on end from family and friends, uh, along with the painful memories that would not leave his head.” “His uncle has told the UK Telegraph and Der Spiegel, `I don’t know how he knows this, I’ve never talked to him about it.’”
Because illusion threatens to replace reality, the latter-day `Brothers Grim’ decided to Introduce the 2009 Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barry Soetoro, (BS) for short.
Canada Free Press is calling it a Grim Brothers Fairytale for 2009 and Beyond.
Sit down at your kitchen table—if you still have one—and fill in the blanks so that upcoming generations don’t conclude that Dreams of My Father was an unstoppable nightmare.
But first hide your granny! In the BS world, the Big Bad Wolf is no long after Little Red Riding Hood but your Granny, As in the post-January 20, 2009 world anybody over age 60 needing an operation or medication will be sent on their way.
Obama was born:
- In a manger,
- Vancouver,
- Hawaii,
- Indonesia,
- Kenya,
- Planet Krypton (his joke)
- None of the Above
- ____________
Obama’s birth certificate is:
- In the bottom of your crackerjack box;
- Still waiting for the ink to dry;
- On a WorldNetDaily sign out on some obscure country road;
- In Michelle’s safety deposit box
- buried in Ted Kennedy’s compound
- None of the above
- ____________
Obama is married to:
- Oprah Winfrey,
- A re-incarnated but not working Jackie O,
- His back-talking Teleprompter,
- His Blackberry,
- Prince Charles,
- None of the Above
- ____________
Obama’s favourite smokes are:
- Craven A
- Players Lite
- Whatever he can cop when the paparazzi’s not around
- Cuban cigars
- Wacky Tobaccy
- None of the Above
- ____________
Obama’s favourite flag is
- Iran’s
- Saudi Arabia’s
- Acorn’s
- The personalized one on his private plane
- The Today the Pond, Tomorrow the World One
- None of the Above
- ____________
Obama’s favorite dates
- The Manhattan flyover joyride
- Chicago on Valentines Day
- Cocktails at Nancy’s
- Wednesday Wagyu steak nights at the White House
- His 3-plane, 2-helicopter, $75,000 night out in the Big Apple with Michelle My Belle
- Hanging at home and having pizza delivered by plane
- None of the Above
- ____________
Obama really is
- King of the World
- The 12th Imam Mahdi
- The Messiah whose dog walks on water
- Elvis Presley returned
- The Wizard of Oz
- Edgar Bergen’s Dummy
- The Talking Head behind the Teleprompter
- The second coming
- ____________
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