This whole “affair” thing comes to a head after the Thanksgiving festivities end. Elin goes off, probably got in a sucker punch or two. As it never looks good when a man defends himself against a hysterical, violent woman, Tiger hauls a**. Elin looks for the closest thing she can pick up and as coincidence would have it, she’s married to Tiger Woods: golf clubs are plentiful in the house. As he’s driving away, she runs up and smashes the Escalade’s window, Tiger freaks out, and he drives into the fire hydrant and then a tree.
Tiger’s press statement said Elin “acted courageously” by bashing in the SUV’s window to rescue him. You ever hear of using the door? If you listen to the 911 tape, you hear the neighbor at the crash scene but you don’t hear a concerned Elin in the background. One would think maybe she would have been the one to call 911…?
