George Bush, John McCain
Bush-41 Working to Salvage Dubya’s Legacy?
—Satire—
After fathering the “worst president in U.S. history,” one would have expected the father of Dubya to discreetly keep his mouth shut and hope that historians somehow overlook the obvious blood link between George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush. Instead, the 80s something, sky- diving former president decided to endorse the one candidate who might make his retarded child look good by comparison.
That would be John McCain, the only Democrat running for president as a Republican. The most liberal conservative to have ever misled GOP voters, is he.
According to unpublished reports originating with unreliable sources, the elder Bush is convinced that his dyslexic brat can be rescued from the dustbin of history only if John McCain is elected president in 2008.
In pursuing his grand strategery for salvaging Dubya’s legacy, Bush-41 is counting on President John McCain to raise everyone’s taxes by at least 25 percent, grant full and unconditional pardons to 38 million illegal aliens from Mexico, used armed force, including nuclear weapons, against suspected Muslim terrorists in Detroit, and reinstitute the military draft in order to replace overpriced Haliburton workers with minimum wage Americans in Baghdad.
And that is how Bush-41 sees McCain’s first two weeks in office!
After that, its is anyone’s guess as to where the muddled John McCain might stumble, although Washington insiders deny that McCain would invade North Viet Nam in order to seek revenge for atrocities suffered decades ago.
Once again, Bush-41 has placed the interests of a spoiled former alcoholic family member above the interests of the American people!
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