- Satire
He grinned like the Cheshire Cat, laughed uncontrollably, giggled like a fifth grade girl, and stared at the ceiling aimlessly. He looked around the room dreamily casting his eyes this way and that. Now and then he would yell something incoherent—stepping on his opponent and sometimes the moderator, to make an occasional point that was largely lost on the audience. His voice went from the bombastic, to a low growl, to a soft whisper.
He smirked the smirk of a man who thought everything was funny—from the War in Afghanistan to the highest unemployment rate in decades, to a record national debt that his administration had no idea how to reduce. And millions across the country who watched the Vice Presidential debate and knew not what he said, but recalled only how he said it, wondered…..What explains the bizarre behavior of the Vice President that night in Kentucky?
But Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter, and Head of the National News Bureau for the Stoos Views Media Conglomerate knew. It was his job to know. Recipient of the Nobel Prize for Political Reportage 2012, and MSNBC’s Most Trusted Name in News, 2012 award, Hugh was there to watch his friend, the Vice President, debate the upstart Paul Ryan. Hugh, a man who walks with kings and princes and enjoys unlimited access to the White House; a man who has the respect of both sides of the aisle in Foggy Bottom, knew. After all, he had partied with Obama and “Smokin ‘ Joe” (as he is called in the White House) until the wee hours of many a morning.
“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”