-- Satire
Buoyed by his appearance on The View, where he was once again fawned over by the female hosts, President Obama invited his old friend Hugh Betcha—winner of the 2012 Sexiest Reporter Alive award by the Rachael Maddow Show to discuss the War on Women. As they sat in their usual overstuffed chairs in the Oval Office, the President sneaked another Marlboro as he sat back and heaved a sigh of relief.
“Michelle is out running errands so this is tobacco time,” the President grinned. “Want one?”
“No,” replied the reporter.
“Romney is going to lose the women’s vote,” the President stated confidently. “He is uncool, uptight, white and old. Unlike me,” the President smirked. “I am young, cool, black, sing like Al Green and women dig me.”
“Those things seem so shallow,” Hugh responded, “are women so vacuous that they simply consider you a sex object and vote accordingly?”
“No, there is more to it than that,” replied the President.
“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”