Vice President of Buffoonery, The Great Communicator, First Narcissist, Biden, Gibbs, Obama
Christmas in November!
Voters in New Jersey proved last night that they are way smarter than voters in Pennsylvania, who blew a chance to rid themselves of the odious Jack Murtha last year. The Republicans ran an outstanding candidate, Lt. Col Bill Russell; but Pennsylvanians decided to stick with the traitorous gasbag instead of electing an American hero.
New Jersey voters at last, banished Goldman Sachs alum, John Corzine, who ran on a platform of being Obama’s BFF. The Obama- blessed incumbent offered the traditional Democrat vision: higher taxes and corruption on a scale that makes Mayor Daley look downright saintly.
Inexplicably, the citizens of New Jersey have lost interest in having their property taxes increase exponentially every four hours to fund worthless government programs. They are fed up with failed liberal policies and consummate incompetence in the governor’s mansion.
The Great Communicator, Robert Gibbs is now denying that the First Narcissist spent election night watching a documentary about himself. Obama further denies being acquainted with anyone by the name of Corzine.
The Republican’s win for the governorship of Virginia was less of a marvel. Bolstered by a strong military presence, the Old Dominion citizenry has re-righted the ship of state after a momentary lapse into Obamanutz syndrome. What is inspiring was the dazzling Republican trifecta: Governor, Lieutenant Governor and Attorney General.
Democrats, desperate to lower expectations early in the day, tried to drag George W. Bush and Sarah Palin into the fracas, announcing that a vote for Doug Hoffman would be an extension of Bush policies. No word from Hoffman about his plans for Iraq was forthcoming.
Vice President of Buffoonery, Joe Biden, thought Sarah Palin was running for something. He told a crowd of approximately twelve (exclusive of the janitorial staff) that Palin is naïve for thinking we can drill our way out of high energy prices. Everyone knows that’s as silly as saying we can drink our way out of thirst.
Creigh Deeds never stood a chance in Virginia; but only because he failed to run an “Obama Centered Campaign.”
Though a Hoffman win in NY-23 would have been welcome, conservatives got their point across most emphatically.
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Joy was born in Chicago, long enough ago to remember when many democrats were actually normal people who were just wrong about everything. Joy holds a M.Sc. in psychology and a JD in law. In Joy’s newest book, It’s Not Easy Being God: The Real George Soros, the author of Obamanutz: A Cult Leader Takes the White House, provides an unnerving analysis of the character of the man who thinks he’s God–radical billionaire, George Soros.
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