A simple message seems worthy for out-of-work ACLU lawyers: Merry Christmas, and God Bless!
Tidings of Great Joy! ACLU Facing Red Ink Because of Green Flop!
By John Lillpop Thursday, December 10, 2009In keeping with the spirit of Christmas and the eternal Hope for reconciliation between mankind and our Creator, we are pleased to pass on the blessed news that the vipers and demons commonly known as the ACLU are the latest victims of Obamanomics and the ghastly depression hastened by that ungodly form of economic insanity.
As reported at forbes.com, in part:
“NEW YORK—The American Civil Liberties Union has lost a quarter of its yearly donations after a major donor cut off $19 million in annual donations because of economic difficulties.
David Gelbaum, a wealthy California conservationist, said he was indefinitely stopping the donations that had made him the New York-based group’s largest anonymous donor.
“For a number of years, your organization has received very substantial charitable contributions from me,” Gelbaum said in a statement. “My investments in alternative, clean energy companies have placed me in a highly illiquid position as a result of the general credit crisis in the American and world financial systems.”
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What a bleeping pity, coming as it does at the busiest time of the year for ACLU anti-Christmas freaks.
Indeed, just when ACLU lawyers were geared up to invade court rooms all across the land to shut down nativity scenes, silence the singing of Christmas carols, and banish Christmas trees from public venues in order to shield Muslims, Jews, and atheists from wild-eyed Christians bent on violating the Constitution, their main benefactor goes belly up.
Adding wonder to joy is the fact that the loss of nineteen million dollars of ACLU blood money can be traced to the flop and fraud of green energy!
How SWEET it is!
Even though they are mercenary scoundrels, a simple message seems worthy for out-of-work ACLU lawyers: Merry Christmas, and God Bless!
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