Well hello there Freddy Thielemans!
Dear Editor
Re: Brussels mayor bans Stop the Islamicisation of Europe demo but welcomes anti-American United for Truth rally
Well hello there Freddy Thielemans! This is just a quick note to let you know I have not forgotten your upcoming birthday, which I have been assured will be celebrated in Brussels, on 9-11. And who could fault you for such a choice, as Brussels has become such a chic and liberal place, where you may buy the latest Burka with cash from the Bursa in any size and colour, and the bigger the better the better, Eh Freddy? But I have heard a little rumour Freddy, and in truth it stills my heart. I hear that you have forbidden a particular march on that day, something about those fools from the SIOE who oppose the Islamicisation of Europe. I cannot for the life of me fathom why anyone in their Western frame of mind would be demented enough to even think of having such a demonstration against that lovely Religion of Peace, can you Freddy? But what am I saying, of course you can’t possibly imagine. Now I know this is a teeny little bit of a nuisance, but would you tell me if it’s true the real reason for this refusal is that your birthday falls on 9-11, and you don’t want to share it with 3000 other souls? Hmm, you may have a point there, Freddy. Look, I know you love to have your cake and to also hang on to it too, but are we not meant to share with those less fortunate than ourselves, even the delusional SIOE, and give them a little slice of what others are lifting from the public trough, i.e. use of public property on par with the opposing side? I know that you are a fair man and wouldn’t want to be perceived as being a selfish man, so I have taken the liberty of inviting all those from the SIOE to Brussels, (I become giddy with excitement at the thought of seeing such unabashed and glitzy couture on parade there, and my personal preference would be the little black Burka) where they can celebrate your vaunted Birthday Bash right there with you! Is this a good idea or what, Freddy? I give you my personal word of honour, Freddy, that I will save multiple slices of cake for you, and the plebs can damn well eat their words, you know, those same words that may bring a migraine down upon your delicate cranium.
So that’s it, Freddy, and a Joyeux Anniversaire!
Maura Collins.
