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Canada auditor General Expanding Staff - New Job ads Posted on Election Day!

By Lost Budgie
Tuesday, January 24, 2006

UPDaTED: Canada auditor General adds Yet More New Jobs Jan 24th! Looking to Hire More Forensic accountants & Investigators Canadians Call In The auditor General - Liberals Order Shredders

On January 23, 2006 - the very day that Canadians elected a new Prime Minister and a new Government - Canada's auditor General revised it's Job Opportunities Website to expand its staff of auditors!

We hire outstanding individuals who want to make a difference for all Canadians.

We are a national organization with offices across the country. Our head office is located in Ottawa, Canada's capital, where you can enjoy the arts, culture, outdoors, and an economy fuelled by high-technology, government and tourism.

Current Opportunities include...

audit Managers
CaaR135258 Director
audit Professionals
CaaR114014 Performance auditor
CaaR114017 Performance audit Project Leader
CaaR114008 Financial audit Project Leader
CaaR114005 Financial auditor
CaaR118748 Financial audit Professionals (IT)
CaaR118722 Financial audit Project Leaders - (IT)
CaaR127697 Financial audit Project Leader - Edmonton NEW!
CaaR135275 Forensic accountant and Investigator NEW!

Other

CaaR140097 Senior Financial Systems analyst
CaaR139930 Summer Student NEW!

Last Updated 2006-01-23
OH BaBY! Now the fun is really going to start...

Gomery? Heck, you ain't seen nothin' yet folks!

It might sound like wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the offices of the outgoing Liberal Government - but listen carefully and you will detect a mechanical quality to the noise...

Could it be the sound of high-capacity hydraulic chop-shredders we are hearing? The Liberals have been acting as if they own the country for so long that there is no way they are going to be able to hide it all.

Martin and his gang will need truckloads of these things and there is not enough time to do it all - even if they started last December. after 13 years, they don't even know where all the bodies are buried.

Here's a good model for the Liberal PMO staff...

"...this shredder is in an even higher shredding class, shredding up to 300-400 sheets of paper in a single pass. The smooth, fast, continuously-running conveyor feeds material directly into the precision hardened-steel cutting cylinders, and can be used with incredibly high volumes of paper, books, light plastics, media, etc. available in strip-cut or cross-cut styles."


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