A Stoos Views/Hugh Betcha Exclusive
"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” -- NOAA
In a startling, hard hitting report, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) of the United States government has assured an anxious public that, no, there are no mermaids. Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter, Head of the Environmental News Bureau of the Stoos Views news conglomerate, first broke the story last month after receiving a tip from a source inside the agency who did not wish to be revealed. The source, hereinafter referred to as Deep Throat, told Hugh, the recipient of the MSNBC 2012 Most Respected Reporter award:
